[metallion]

When did you start waxing your back? Or, did you just start doing transplants to the mullet region?

In case we have any Swedes digesting this thread. I believe a mullet is what we in Sweden call hockeyfrilla.
(hockeyfrilla means "ice hockey haircut").

Definition of hockeyfrilla:

• Designed for bearers of a ice hockey helmets.
• Intention is to have hair flying behind you (from under the helmet) while still looking reasonably ok (face-on.) on family events. A combo; "Cool and slick at the same time".
• 3:1 rule: Rear hair at least 3 times longer than front hair
• Other than during a short period in the 80:s considered outrageously tasteless
• Variations include the "serial killer hockey", "trailer park hockey" and "preacher hockey"

Standard hockey


Serial killer hockey


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