[YodasLuke]

I am about to unveil a new training aid-
The Hitters Thong.
This little beauty is a small pouch model that has a patented two layer pouch.
In between the layers lives a small colony of fire ants,a small trap door in the pouch connects via a motion sensor in the peak of the cap,so if you move your head the ants go free.
In addition ,the de-luxe model has a tazer wired in which connects via bluetooth to the #3pressure point,so if you lose lag pressure you quickly regain it via the patented "tazer reminder".

All for one easy payment of $50.
Fitting is extra.Our certified installer[Bucket]
will decide how much to charge after the initial test run.
Extra Fire Ants are available -call for a quote 1-800- bucket{authorised installer]

I would suggest a change. The ants aren't severe enough. If you can reconfigure the apparatus to have the taser in both models, I'll buy ten each. My students will love them. Great ideas!