[Daryl]

In a stunning announcement yesterday, the Owners of the Golfing Machine enterprise announced a “Total Recall” of all 1st through 6th Editions of the “Golfing Machine” book. “I know this recall may be alarming to some of our members, but safety is our first concern” said an undisclosed source at the Golfing Machine Headquarters.

In a phone interview, staff members confirmed that the recall is necessary to prevent further confusion in the minds of readers. “The 7th Edition, was published to clear any confusion surrounding the concepts of the Golfing Machine, but with previous editions circulating, questions concerning the validity of the 7th edition remain controversial” said Joe Daniels, GSED.