[Yoda]

Delaware Golf wrote:

Yoda, Straight out.....how many golfers under your wing have gone on to the PGA tour.....you don't have mention names if you mentored PGA tour caliber players...I believe most of the golfers on this forum take this very seriously...all the Yoda, down in the fog nonsense must come down a notch...it's good for a few laughs, but... DG

Yoda thanks D.G. for his hearfelt comments. Since Yoda does not have a heart,they are all the more precious. Yoda will now address them one-by-one:

First, Yoda has no wings, only little green arms, from underwhich no tour players have emerged. Or 18-handicappers. Yoda's business lieselsewhere in a 'galaxy far away.'

Second, Yoda understands the purpose of this forum, and like D.G., Yoda takesit very seriously.

Third, Yoda does not 'notch Fog down;' Yoda lifts Fog up!

Fourth, Yoda is happy that his posts are "good for a few laughs."That has been one of Yoda's purposes, and Yoda is glad that out of them D.G. isat least getting something!

Fifth, Yoda's considerable responsibilities in the aforementioned 'galaxy faraway' are such that Yoda must soon return. Unlike E.T., Yoda will not beable to phone home. Thus, Yoda will no longer be able to clutter up theforum, and it will become as it once was. Yoda is sure D.G. will appreciatethat.