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Since it never rains anymore I have to hit balls every day which means split fingers (I use New Skin), blisters (band aids), Trigger Finger(Got cortizone shot just to come to Cuscowilla) plan surgery in December, Sore back(massage therapy) Sore joints(Aleve, Jacuzzi, wintergreen parafin hand soak and occasionally a left over Percodan, from bilateral knee replacement), Grip replacement frequently(Wynn arthritic), Frequent trips to dermatologist to listen to his lectures and get those lesions frozen, sun screen, big ugly hat, Golf sun glasses(Glare is bad for old folks), Shoe orthotics, Frequent cleat changes, special Terris arthritic golf gloves, Stretching exercises in pool, abdominal exercises to prevent recurrence ruptured disc, abdominal binder to protect back. regrooving irons from all the practice, finding bargin golf shirts on sale, hunting balls around the lake holes here at Keowee to maintain a supply, and finally hemorrhoid medicine.

Hall of Fame post, David. Thanks!