[Mike O]

I've been working for years on such a device. As soon as I get the patent process started, I'll o.k. it with Lynn and use this site to unveil it to everyone.

It will fit in the trunk of a car, and you'll be able to hit balls with it.

Bucket,
Copy and save this post- my attorney may need it in the future- and if anything happens to me- please use this as evidence. Please make these notes - "I'll O.K." spelled backwards- that's right - Kill. Notice that he doesn't say everyone and Mike O.!! Make sure that you have them make a thorough investigation of Ted's Trunk for DNA material. Look for my body buried under a cement slab - Note: "Balls" spelled backwards - Slabb!!! When I go missing - sneak over to his house and dig up his driveway - if you don't find me there - head around back to his Patio and dig that up- if I'm not there dig up the foundation!!! You need to promise me - in fact any members that have appreciated - just one post that I've ever made - please commit to following this plan out as one act celebrating my life - if something should happen to me - which I think will happen if I understand the secret codes that I'm seeing in this post.